The opening piece by Sufjan Stevens is remarkable as is the brilliant work regarding Barry Bonds, super-sizing, and steroids written by Lee Klein. After reading both of those gems I continued on throughout the entire book and found nothing else worth reading in it. My time is too valuable and the other writing in there was not. But, hey, don't let that stop you from getting your hands on a copy of this David Eggers rag just so you can read the Stevens and Klein pieces which are both worth going to jail over, you know, in case you have to steal a copy and just happen to be unlucky and you get yourself caught by the police. I also understand on good advice that if you do get thrown into the pokey the best thing to do, especially if you are a young man, is to punch the biggest guy you see directly in the face as hard as you can. Hit him with as much as you can muster so the rest of the jailbirds know you are no sissy and you are willing to go, under any circumstance, the distance with any of them even if you will lose the fight every time. I understand this unlikely behavior sends a very strong message to the hardcore fellows in there who would disrespect and want to take uncivil liberties with you during your visit.